1.31.2011

My Goals for 2011, or soon after.

I have a habit of writing down goals and to do lists in notebooks to help sort out and remember what it is I wanted to do but then I never look at them again. So I'm going to write my goals down right here, where they're easy for me to find again.

  • Learn to use a sewing machine.
  • Use new found sewing machine skills to learn to quilt.
  • Move to Oregon or Idaho or somewhere that isn't Utah.
  • Learn to cook a variety of things well.
  • Learn embroidery.
  • Raise chickens.
  • Plant tulips.
  • Start an herb garden. Including the cat nip herb.
  • Reopen my etsy shop.
  • Read more.

I know there are other things I'm forgetting right now. The beauty is that I can come back and add them later.


1.30.2011

Pasta and Wine.

I was sitting in the VA waiting room the other day while Jake had a doctor appointment and I was getting pretty bored. I started flipping through the giant stack of Family Circle magazines they had there (it was that or the Marine newspaper, like I want to read that propaganda) and found all kinds of recipes in the back. So like any decent 80 year old woman, I ripped out the pages with the recipes I wanted and put them in my purse. A few days later I made their Farfalle with Peas and Goat Cheese recipe which is super easy and is now a favorite. There weren't any leftovers (which made me kind of sad) because we scarfed it all.

My sister can't eat dairy for awhile so this recipe would be perfect for her. The only diary ingredient is the goat cheese, which could easily be left out. It does require 1/2 c. of white wine though.


Speaking of wine, in Utah you have to go to the liquor store to get it. Umm...what? Yeah, exactly. So while I was at the liquor store I decided to stock up. I bought this wine because it sounded like it would be sweet, and I actually really like it. I'm not usually much of a wine drinker (I prefer copious amounts of vodka) but this isn't too sweet and it doesn't have too much of that bitter wine taste so I'm sold.


You can sign into the Family Circle website to gain access to their recipes. I just unchecked all of the boxes so my inbox doesn't get spammed, or apparently you can get a subscription for $5.99 for 15 issues. Seriously? That's insanely cheap. But don't even think about getting me a subscription, I still can't shake that pesky Woman's Day one the Aunties got me years ago.

1.27.2011

My House Stinks. Hardcore.

I was really craving an egg salad sandwich but my house stinks so badly like burned egg now that I feel like puking when I even think about eggs. It's all my fault. I put 7 eggs in some water to boil and then I stuffed some kleenex up my nose and laid down. I've been sick for the last several weeks and the runny nose is grossing me out. Anyway, Jake came in the room and said, "honey, you need to come see this." I figured he was probably talking about our cats cuddling or something because that's what he usually says when there is cute animal happenings but alas, no. My eggs had blown up and the kitchen was full of smoke. I had put the eggs on medium heat, and I meant to check back on them, and I did once, but then gave into the grogginess. So the water boiled out, the pan burned and the eggs blew up, all over the stove, the side of the fridge, the counter top and the floor. Our house stinks of burned egg, I'm really glad I still have kleenex shoved up my nose.

1.22.2011

My Favorite Words. This Time in Sign Language.

Buzzy forwarded me this video of a girl's final for her college sign language class. Best video EVER and she's kind of adorable signing her way through the song. I love how they start clapping along near the end. Awesome.

1.19.2011

Pine Cat Litter.

So this is a little awkward but I have to tell you about my favorite cat litter. I like the pine kind. I don't care which brand you pick, just be sure to get the pine pellets. It is a natural odor absorber and makes your house smell 100% less like cat litter. I never knew it existed until I was cat sitting for my friend Buzzy and saw how his cats love it. After it has been used a little it turns into sawdust which absorbs even more. The problem is finding it in stores. I guess Feline Pine is one brand but I bought a bag of that once, didn't really read it, and it was some weird green stuff. I must've bought the wrong kind. Now, I'm not just gushing over this cat litter because it looks pretty and eco friendly. I love it because I've tried every cat litter there is, literally, every single kind and this is the best. It smells the least (the corn litter stuff stinks) and it doesn't get wasted with the clumping, it doesn't give off strange chemical odors. I could only find it in one store back home and was having a hard time finding pine litter here as well but PetCo carries several varieties. yay! Now my cats are happy again.

1.16.2011

bebandjays.


I'm hoping to reopen my etsy shop after Jake and I move and get settled in. All of my card making mats are in Oregon and I miss them. I miss my cardstock in pretty colors and my rubber stamps and ridiculously expensive ink pens. I can't wait to show them some love again. In the mean time, I've been posting on my shop's blog, trying to revive it. I've been showcasing some of my favorite etsy shops and posting some crafting ideas. I'm working on something super cool right now that I've never made before so I don't want to post any pics until it's ready but I can't wait to show everyone. Anyway, please go "follow" my blog, I'm hoping to use it to promote my shop, you know, once I have something to promote.

1.12.2011

Things.

One of my classes has a volunteering requirement at a place of my choice that assists families living in poverty. I chose St. Anne's Center which is a homeless shelter/soup kitchen. Today was my first day there. I did a bunch of random things, one of which was to hang Valentine's Day decorations made by kindergartners from a local elementary school. While hanging these heart shaped people I overheard two men talking and it was perhaps the most heartbreaking thing I've ever heard in my life. One man has been homeless for awhile and was giving the other man tips on which shelters will house single men...with children. Each of these men has two kids, all under the age of 7 and they're all homeless. Many shelters will gladly take women and their children but not many will take men with their children because a lot of the woman headed families are ones that have left and are homeless because of domestic violence so they don't allow men in these facilities. The facilities that do house men usually don't house families which leaves these single fathers with few options. I can't even imagine being homeless, let alone with small children to take care of.

In other news, PtheD no longer lives here. He and Jake's mom got into it last night and she kicked him out. I mean, he was already kicked out but Jake isn't here right now so he just never moved out on Sunday like he was supposed to. We changed all the locks but refused to give him a key so he'd been texting every night asking us to leave the door unlocked. Well, last night he didn't text so I assumed he was staying at one of his lady friends houses so I locked the door. He woke Jake's mom up at 12:30 for her to let him in (she gets up for work at 2:30) and then he wasn't at the door. She went back to bed and he called her and said some smart ass comment like, "are you going to let me in or what?" which pissed her off. Then they got into a screaming match which woke me (and the neighborhood) up and she kicked him out. She made him get his stuff and get out of the house. Fine by me, it saved me the trouble of having to make it happen. That guy is such a moron. I had hard boiled eggs and he ate them all and replaced them in the bowl with raw eggs. I went to make egg salad sandwiches and when I rolled the egg on the counter to crack it, it made a giant mess as it was actually raw. What a fucking douche bag. I mean seriously, who does that? I really hope I never have to see him again, ever, because it will not be pretty if I do.

1.10.2011

I {heart} Ikea.

I went to Ikea today. It's in Draper which is on the far side of Salt Lake from where I live so it's about an hour away but it's Ikea, which means totally worth it. I got a pretty duvet which matches the grey in our wall.
I also bought this tray that I love and these cute coffee cups even though neither of us drink coffee. They were too cute to pass up. I do drink tea but I already have my favorite tea cup from Anthropologie. Maybe I'll invite people over so they can use my cups but then again, maybe not.

1.08.2011

Christmas Present.


Jake got me this awesome recipe box from 1canoe2 for Christmas. It's pretty much my favorite thing ever and I've been busy transferring all of my recipes from my blog and email inbox onto the super thick recipe cards. If you have any tasty recipes you love, pass them along. I also got an extra set of recipe cards so I have lots of room for yumminess.

How bad is it if the only thing I put under "beverages" is cran & vodka?

1.07.2011

Corn and Potato Chowder.

This looks super nice if you garnish it with green onions and bacon but I didn't have any.


I found a recipe online awhile ago for corn and potato chowder which sounded delicious but the recipe itself was not getting stellar reviews. I read all of the comments, took in their suggestions for improving it and went to work with some of their and my own ideas. It has since become one of my favorite recipes and it's so yummy served with croissants. It's especially nice on these frozen Utah days. I mentioned this recipe on my sister's blog and my friend Jennie asked me for the recipe so here goes.

Ingredients:
1 can creamed corn
1 can corn (any kind you want, regular, white, mixed, hominy, whatever, don't drain)
3-5 potatoes (or one 16oz bag of hashbrowns)
1 medium onion
bacon slices cooked and crumbled or bacon bits (I obviously left this out of mine)
1/2 cup green onions
1 1/2 milk or half and half, your choice.
sour cream
1 oz. cream cheese
1/2 tsp. worcestershire
minced garlic/garlic powder/etc.
tobasco or your favorite hot sauce
cayenne pepper
salt and pepper
1/2 cup grated cheese (I just use whichever Tillamook baby loaf is on sale)

So you can either cook this in your slow cooker or on the stove. I did it on the stove because I was hungry now, not hours from now. Plus, I have no patience. If you're going to make this in the crock pot all you have to do is throw everything in and turn it on. Cube your potatoes, slap chop that onion to death and toss everything in. I didn't give amounts on the garlic, hot sauce, pepper etc. because that's all to personal taste but definitely add them in or else you'll have a bland concoction when you get home. If you'll be leaving this in the slow cooker all day while you're at work you may want to add more liquid (milk, water, broth) so it doesn't dry out.
Make sure to chop the potatoes into bite size pieces because once they're in the soup, you can't make them smaller.

I don't have a slow cooker yet so I cooked mine on the stove.

First, I emptied the two cans of corn into a pot.
Add your half and half/milk
Add worcestershire
Add however much garlic you want (I used about 1 tbsp. of minced and a few shakes of powder)
Add a few shakes of tobasco sauce
Add a handful of chopped onions (save the rest of the onions)
Add cayenne pepper, salt, pepper, and any other seasonings you may want
Add the cream cheese now too. I chopped it into smaller pieces so it melts faster
Mix that all together and cook on medium-low, stirring occasionally

Heat a skillet on medium heat, put butter or oil in the skillet and wait for it to melt.
Add the rest of the chopped onion and 1 or 2 tbsp. of minced garlic. Mix until covered in the butter.
Next add your chopped potatoes and stir in with the onions.
The point of this is, because your potatoes won't have all day to cook in the soup mixture and soften like they would in a crock pot, you want to soften them up first before you add them to your soup.
I like to add a few spoonfuls of sour cream to my potatoes as I brown them to give them some extra flavor and sweetness.
Once your potatoes are soft (not mushy but soft enough that you could eat them) add the potatoes and onions to your pot of soup.
Add your green onions and cheese at this time.

Continue cooking on low heat until it begins to thicken. Your potatoes will continue to cook and soften up a little but not much.

Once it's as thick as you'd like, garnish and serve. This keeps really well and tastes awesome reheated.

This recipe is great because you can take out things you don't like and add things you do and customize it easily to your specific tastes. You could also add other vegetables if you'd like. I think carrots might go well but I personally hate the things.

1.04.2011

Fucked Up Thing About Utah #5.

One city in Utah has recently announced their English initiative. Yeah, seriously. 45% of the town is made up of minorities so they're starting this English initiative for everyone to learn and speak English as quickly as possible to bring the community together and make everything more cohesive. Yeah, bullshit. I see you tea party and you're not anywhere near as intelligent as you think you are. They are also encouraging all businesses to use signs and menus in English. I understand that it's easier to communicate when we all understand each other but something about this feels off, just like almost everything in this backwards state does.

Fuck You, Susan G. Komen Foundation.

What is wrong with these people? The Huffington Post recently reported on how the Susan G. Komen Foundation spends about a million dollars a year suing smaller mom and pop charities for using the term "for a cure". What the hell? Who gives a shit if they're Kites for a Cure or Mush for a Cure, how about, you're all trying to raise money to make the world a better place so leave them the fuck alone and let them raise money to find a fucking cure for what is ailing the people of the world. I've refrained from donating to Komen in the past because I had heard of other shady goings on with that company. Instead, I donate to the American Cancer Society (mainly because my sister used to work there and sends out emails occasionally making it so I only have to put in minimal effort to donate) or I donate to various MS foundations. I could understand if it was McDonald's or some other for profit corporation trying to maintain their income but you're a freaking charity, be charitable.

1.03.2011

PtheD Part II.

So Jake finally kicked out the roommate. Thank fucking God. I was so sick of his antics. Since his last lady friend stole all of Jake's mom's pills, PtheD was not allowed to have anyone over. He didn't adhere to the rule for very long though. He had someone pick him up for work (since he has no car or license) and they came in the house. The rule was, they have to wait outside. Not only did he let the guy come in, they were also loud and woke me up. Not Cool. Then, yesterday, he came over with no warning, with his two brothers. When Jake confronted him about it he freaked out saying, "They're my brothers, man, what the fuck?" and started yelling and being a dick. I don't really give a shit who they are, nobody is allowed in the house. Plus, all he's done for the last couple of years is bitch about his family, he didn't even talk to his brothers until Christmas and now they're, "all he's got." He's complained about how they're awful people and his little brother has been in prison for the last two years. Yeah, just the type of people we want in our house.

So today we're going to Lowe's and buying new locks for all the doors. We've already cut and put dowels in all of the windows. Actually, we had PtheD do it awhile ago. haha, genius. He is refusing to give back his house key until he gets all his stuff. He came by today, stomped in, freaked out on Jake some more and said he was keeping his key, "as an insurance policy to make sure you don't keep my shit." How about you just take your crap and then you won't have to worry about it anymore. I think I might go bag it up and throw it out in the yard myself. He doesn't have anything of value, he's just drawing this out to be a douchebag. Fuck if I'm going to let that happen. Maybe I'll just throw the shit out in the yard without bagging it up, everything is covered in snow right now, that'll be perfect.

1.01.2011

2011.

Perhaps this is the year I'll become an awesome cook. Maybe not. I used to hate cooking. I mean, loathe with the passion equal to the intensity of the heat given off of a million burning suns. I didn't have the patience for it and so mac and cheese (kraft, did you know it only takes 8 minutes to make) was the extent of my cooking abilities. Anyway, since I've moved to Utah I've been cooking a lot more. I'm not working right now and I think that's a big part of it. I used to come home after working 10 or more hours and cooking just did not sound like something I wanted to do. Right now, I find it really interesting and I actually enjoy cooking. Plus, who knew there is a whole world of really cute cooking related items? Vintage bowls, aprons, heart shaped wooden spoons, hand crafted cutting boards. It's freaking awesome. The experimenting you can do in cooking is awesome as well. I love throwing random shit into whatever I'm making and having it turn out much tastier than I thought it would.