What's for dinner?

I detest cooking. I have no patience for it and it drives me insane. I feel like it's a waste of time. This has, in the past, led me to eating applesauce for dinner everyday for two weeks in a row. Anyway, when I do decide to cook I can't figure out what to make. Today I have found my answer thanks to the people over at reddit. They linked this website What The Fuck Should I Make For Dinner. Its first suggestion was spiced roast chicken breast, I then informed it that "I don't fucking eat meat" and it suggested grilled eggplant and sweet pepper sandwiches. Yum! 

Super Mario Crossover.

I'm playing Super Mario on my computer all day long but as Link from Zelda instead of Mario. This is the best day ever! Go HERE to play. You can also play as Mega Man or several other characters. 

Charter Internet Cont.

Dear Charter, 

You still suck. I'm on the phone with one of your representatives right now. I'm on hold while they run around like chickens with their heads cut off because they don't know a damn thing. I made an appointment to have a tech come out and guess what, he/she didn't show up. I'm really pleased that I got up early on my day off for this. I just absolutely love your superiorly shitty customer service. The hold message is awesome, letting me know how many customer care representatives you have to make my experience wonderful is hilarious. Thanks for that because it's about the only funny thing in dealing with your company. Everything else is just absolutely frustrating and a complete waste of time. Looks like it's time to call Verizon.  

Fuck you, 

Jordan. 

Fabric

Working in the mall I work at usually isn't too bad on your budget since half of the stores in the mall have closed down. For me, the problem comes in the form of JoAnn Fabrics. I buy so many craft supplies on a fairly regular basis. I've even made friends with one of the ladies that works there. Anyway, on my latest visit I picked up this fabric because it was too cute to not have. Now, I don't sew, so I'm going to beg my dear sister to make me something with it. I have 4.7 yards I think, that's all they had. Please make me something cool. It's a very thin cotton, ok go!

Spammers

Dear Spammers,

Please stop leaving spam comments. All comments are moderated by me. I try to not be a comment nazi and so I allow all of them, even the crazy religious ones. I do however deny your fake Gucci shoe comments, all 3 zillion of them. I know you won't read this because it's very likely that you can't read. Just in case you are literate: please stop. It's obnoxious. Those of you spamming me in German though, please continue as it's hilarious. 

Sincerely,

Jordan.  

I need these.

These awesome postcards are made by etsy seller artbutte. I have a few people I'd like to send one to. 

Charter Internet

Dear Charter,

Fuck you. Your service sucks, your "tech support" department is full of idiots and you're overpriced. I hope your tech does come out tomorrow, I also hope it is pouring down rain. Then he can stand there in the rain knocking on the door while I'm at work because I spent 3 hours on the phone with my friends tonight and fixed the problem on my own with their help. No, it wasn't the cable line like you said it was considering how I just had a new one installed two weeks ago. Nice troubleshooting though. Fucktards. 

Ashland.

Sometimes when it's overcast and dreary here I think back to the beautiful, warm summers in Ashland. I really miss that place sometimes, I can't wait to go visit for a day in May. 

Speeding Ticket.

So today I got a speeding ticket. FML. I only have one ticket on my record and it is set to come off on May 25th which would leave absolutely nothing on my driving record. Yet here I am with a new ticket for the exact same thing: going 70 in a 55. I should've gotten a car with cruise control. Here's to 3 more years of paying the same rate for insurance. 

Headset Part Dos.

My sister requested a picture of the headset. Well, here you go. I know it's the sexiest headset you've ever seen. Apparently they make a WoW headset so when you talk you sound like an in game character. I definitely did not shell out the $200 for that thing, even if I kind of wanted to. kidding. 

Happy Birthday Mom!

This is my mom and I on one of my birthdays. Today was her birthday, Happy Birthday Mom. I love you! 

Headset.

I've been putting off purchasing a headset for gaming for the longest time. Mainly because, to me, wearing a headset is the pinnacle of nerdiness and there was no way in hell I wanted to be up there with the others but alas, here I am. I set up a ventrilo server for my guild tonight with a lot of help from my friend Buzzy (pesky firewalls) and got to talk to some people while playing. It's a completely different experience. I'm now going to never embarrass any of you by talking to you in public again. 

The New Pornographers.

"Myriad Harbour" The New Pornographers from Fluorescent Hill on Vimeo.

So lately I've been obsessed with The New Pornographers and this is one of my favorite songs. They have a bunch of albums which you can find on grooveshark. This video is pretty much amazing as well. They have a new album due out in May. 

Dress!

I got April's Anthropologie catalog today and I saw this dress and I MUST have it. It needs to be in my closet making me ridiculously happy right now! So cute. 

Vacation.

No, I'm not going on vacation but I need to. I would like a few days where I don't have to get up, put on my new work clothes that I hate, and be nice to people all day. Instead, I would like to lay in bed, not shower until the afternoon if I don't feel like it, read in bed all day, and not talk to anybody unless I want to. 

While I'm being ridiculous I would also like a teleportation device, a mechanism to freeze time, and for all people to learn the difference between your and you're.