Quiero

So my sister turned me on to this awesome site with handmade items and I fell IN LOVE with this clutch. For anyone who doesn't know, I love peacocks. They're beautiful and colorful and I love them so much so that I have a peacock tattoo. If I were to have a mascot, they would be it. Anyway, this is beautiful.

My tattoo is a Sailor Jerry design done by Steve Fuller at Triple Six tattoo in Ashland, Oregon.

The Gambler

While on the subject of fabulous hair I may as well bring up the legendary Kenny Rogers. Take a nice long look at this photo and then the next time you're at a waffle house, beer garden or Sturgis look around and you will find many a man who resembles this musical icon. For some hilarious Kenny Rogers fun check out http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com/

You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em,
Know when to walk away and know when to run.
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins done.

Mullet Love

As everyone knows, I LOVE the mullet. I do not want to date the mullet but merely observe it at its finest. This can be done at the Wal*Mart, the Coos Bay International Speedway (yes, I did say International) or down at the local McDonalds. For neophyte mullet hunters may I suggest hitting up your local Wal*Mart Super Center - open 24 hrs. for some mullet goodness.

I would also suggest checking out Mullets Galore at http://www.mulletsgalore.com/ to better understand the many variations of the mullet. There is also a language that accompanies the mullet. Here is an example:

mulletude (mu' li' tewd) the attitude that comes with the adornment of the mullet, behaviors can include the following: beating one's spouse, scowling or sneering at those who don't have mullets, engaging in fights on a regular basis (preferably with those who are not part of the mullet brotherhood), stealing, pedophilia, listening to butt-rock, attending monster truck rallies, driving a Chevrolet Camaro (model years 1970-1993) or mini-truck, snorting crank, working in construction, misogyny, getting angry at the drop of a hat, date rape, speaking in an inappropriately loud voice...

Gypsy Goods

So my all time favorite place to shop is http://www.gypsyville.com/ It has amazing jewelry and super cute belt buckles and clothes. However, I wish I was rich. Just for fun I put everything I want into the shopping cart to see how much it would cost me....
GRAND TOTAL: $3,256.74

Anyone want to go in on some Powerball tickets with me?

White People

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

I stumbled upon this website one day while being bored out of my mind at work. Check out the complete list tab near the top of the page. Some of my favorites are #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References and #105 Unpaid Internships.