Mullet Love

As everyone knows, I LOVE the mullet. I do not want to date the mullet but merely observe it at its finest. This can be done at the Wal*Mart, the Coos Bay International Speedway (yes, I did say International) or down at the local McDonalds. For neophyte mullet hunters may I suggest hitting up your local Wal*Mart Super Center - open 24 hrs. for some mullet goodness.

I would also suggest checking out Mullets Galore at http://www.mulletsgalore.com/ to better understand the many variations of the mullet. There is also a language that accompanies the mullet. Here is an example:

mulletude (mu' li' tewd) the attitude that comes with the adornment of the mullet, behaviors can include the following: beating one's spouse, scowling or sneering at those who don't have mullets, engaging in fights on a regular basis (preferably with those who are not part of the mullet brotherhood), stealing, pedophilia, listening to butt-rock, attending monster truck rallies, driving a Chevrolet Camaro (model years 1970-1993) or mini-truck, snorting crank, working in construction, misogyny, getting angry at the drop of a hat, date rape, speaking in an inappropriately loud voice...