Hippie Granola

So I'm into health food as much as the next person but sometimes I just want my greasy potato chips and my greasy french fries and my greasy pizza. I went to Subway today and got a veggie sub which is pretty healthy and then I talked myself into the meal by convincing myself that since I was eating a healthy sub with an iced tea that I could therefore eat a miniature bag of potato chips. Healthy cancels out not healthy so then I'm back where I started. To me, this is common sense. So I go to choose which chips I want and all they have are hippie granola flavors. I ended up with the Flat Earth Tomato Ranch chips that have 1/2 serving of vegetables in every ounce. Oh freakin' yay! They were goofy looking and they tasted like crap. I know I live in a hippie town but give me my damn ruffles with ridges. Is that too much for a girl to ask?