Diner Food.

So I love diners. I love the kind of food that has so much grease it's dripping down your arm while you eat it. Yum! There is an exceptionally awesome diner in town except I think the children of the family that own it are total douche bags. I haven't frequented the place in a year because the last time I was there the owners' drunk children came in with their retarded drunk friends who thought it would be funny to go around and serenade all the tables in their awful singing voices. It wasn't funny; it was obnoxious. The one guy also felt the need to repeatedly inform everyone that he is going to be a lawyer. Like I give a fuck, you're still a prematurely balding giant prick. GO AWAY! You could be the fucking President and it still wouldn't help you get laid.

 Anyway, I was really hungry the other night so my friend Simon and I went and got all of the food you see in the picture above plus some. It was so yummy. At the table next to us there were 3 super nerdy looking guys in their 20s who had the nerdiest WoW conversation I've ever listened to for an hour. I mean, these guys were hardcore. It was impressive. Anyway, will somebody please open a diner for me that's not filled with douchebaggery? I promise I will eat there every single day and tell everyone I know about it.