So everyone knows that if you're in a relationship you have to turn down all offers of sex from anyone except for your celebrity freebie. You had better think long and hard about this freebie because you only get one. So if your freebie is Johnny Depp and Jake Gyllenhaal comes up and offers you a quickie you must say no or ruin your relationship with your significant other. My freebie has always been Kenny Chesney and will always be, well, for at least 5 more years anyway. I know everyone thinks he looks like he has down syndrome but my love for Kenny is unfaltering. There are some rules to this though, he has to serenade me and he can't take off that cowboy hat (dude is bald as fuck). Hello Mr. Chesney...So who is your celeb freebie?
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