More Twilight Shit.

So my sister just text me "51 minutes!" referring to when the new Twilight movie comes out. I think I'm going to vomit. The fact that I'm related to someone who is watching that shit on opening night makes me physically sick. So, Buzzy brought me The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner which is the Twilight saga's latest money and hype making scheme. I tried to read it so I could make fun of it on my blog. I eventually succeeded but it took almost a week. The book is only 178 pages at about the 2nd grade reading level so that is pretty pathetic. It was awful. It was a hell of a lot worse than the original Twilight books. It reeks of, "Hey crazy Mormon chick, please pull a book out of your ass in the next week so we can publish it and make tons of money before the next movie comes out, k thanks!" The only part that was readable was the end which had basically been copied from one of the other books. This was one of the worst books I've read, ever. Ugh, I'm disowning my sister.