Hey man, I'm having a party!

I'm at home last night relaxing after a very busy day at work. My phone alerts me that I have received a text message and this is the hilariousness that ensued:

Guy: I'm having a party at my house you should come

Me: will I know anyone there?

Guy: you'll know me

Me: (nothing)

Guy:???

Me: I don't really like to go to parties where I don't know anyone.

Guy: what am I not good enough for you?

Me: Pretty sure that's not what I said

Guy: it was impossed (yes, spelled incorrectly)

Me: I think you mean implied

Guy: same difference

Me: not really

It took every ounce of self control I have in my lit nerd body to not go into an in depth explanation of the difference between to impose and to imply.